Elder brother’s wife~~~、
帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女
Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece
我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙
I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons
世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好
The wrold is that sweetness, but I’m this testiness, it’s not good, not good
放心!这事全包我身上了
Take it easy, I’ll do all the things
确定一定以及肯定
I confirm, ensure and make certain that
否决否认以及否定
I deny, disaffirm and disavow that
嘘!嘘!嘘!低调!低调!都低调!
Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched
我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈
This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!
你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好，非得晚上睡啊
Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?
我上头有人
There have people above me
你无情无耻无理取闹
You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason
我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊
Oh my god, lord and providence!
我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路
I’m like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母
There won’t have two tigers inone place, unless they’re male and female
以上就是《武林外传》爆笑语录，大家在日常生活中需要多说多练，只有在日常备考中运用成熟了，这些美丽的句子才能在托福考场上脱口而出，让你的成绩一升再升。